Subject: Fw: My Health Con
To: YOU
I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I
have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as
having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic
White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF.
PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and
highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing
PIST-AWF as a new disease. It is expected that Dr. Fauci will hold a
press conference later today.
It has already infected over half of the United States and is
anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the
cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages
the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for
your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end
and wondering how much more damage can be done and how long it will take
to repair the damage once a new person takes over the presidency.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your
president pander to Taliban terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.
Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Biden/Harris.
Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely
on the nightly news.
(Beyond THE CNN cameras There are innocent Afghans being beheaded and slaughtered as you read this. And what about the American 160 service dogs the US didn't have space for and are likely already the victims of target practice by the animal-hating Taliban? )
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to
accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a
so-called legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is
then identified as the disease itself.
If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please
notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a
cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be
available in November 2022.
GOD SAVE AMERICA!
"He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and
he, who dares not, is a slave."
-- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)
Scoreboard watching at The San Francisco Giants game Sept 1 in the same city where criminals are now being paid not to shoot people
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